On 11th night of December, blowing off my fifth Christmas party of the weekend, I am in the law library yet again, prepping for my finals. Just when I thought life could not be more grand, I decided to treat myself to a vending machine buffet!!!
This is living large in the law school lane.
The coke, btw, was confiscated by the Food Nazis in the library. I mean, years ago when people actually used the books, I think keeping food out of the library made sense. Now that the only thing the books provide is a sense of decor, maybe we can do away with the food rules. How am I going to spend 12 hours of my day in an unsavory section of Los Angeles any other way?
Why have they not invented some sort of caffeine intraveneus system yet, sit down, plug in and get your work done without the need for either sipping or whizzing? I can't be the only person in need of such a device.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, if those a Gluten Free crap cookies, invite me over, we can chat while you are studying.
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